Panama Toe
Toe Factor: 8 (a bit lopsided. but we will allow it)
Favorite Van Halen Song: Cmon... "Panama"

It is difficult to believe that the same country that produced General Manuel Noriega produced this woman. He looked like Craterface from "Grease" and this woman is slammin. Just in case you have forgotten, we have included Manny's mugshot from when the Marines put the smackdown on that ass. It is also noteworthy that rapper Noreaga changed his name to N.O.R.E., because his fans are probably too young to remember the real Noriega. And how ironic that a woman representing a nation famous for its canal gets on our site by showing hers? I just hope this woman gets rich from Hawaiian Tropic (…unlikely) and doesn't end up on Univision fake-laughing while some fat old guy makes silly faces.